Merry Christmas from @JulietFH and @Hotchaolic

Spot the difference.

1st: 4x26 … and Back

2nd: 5x01 Nameless, Faceless,

Reid: Are you eating jello?
Morgan: Hey kid. Hey Doc, he’s back!
Reid: Is there any more jello?
[4x24 Amplification]

Reid: Hotch, I really messed up this time.

[4x24 Amplification]

Rossi: A nice car needs love.
JJ: And a woman doesn’t?
Rossi: I’m not qualified to answer that.
[4x23 Roadkill]

Rossi: Hey, what’s going on with you?
Hotch: He called me tonight at my hotel and offered me the deal.
Rossi: What did you say?
Hotch: I hung up on him. And then he does this.
Rossi: So you think this is your fault?
Hotch: It is.
Rossi: Well, here, use mine. You convinced me. No, no, you hung up on him. You practically killed them yourself. Go ahead, get it over with. Don’t worry about us. We’ll get this guy without you.
Hotch: Dave, I had 10 years to do something about it.
Rossi: Shaunessy made the deal. The killing stopped. He closed the case and sent the BAU away. For 10 years, you worked on other cases. Active cases.
Hotch: But I kept coming back to this one. I kept coming back to this profile.
Rossi: Hey, I was retired. Should I blame myself for every victim who got killed while I was on my book tour? Look, if you want to end up like Shaunessy, like Gideon, blaming yourself for everything, you go ahead. But that voice in your head— it’s not your conscience, it’s your ego. This isn’t about us, Aaron, it’s about the bad guys. That’s why we profile them. It’s their fault. We’re just guys doing a job. And when we stop doing it, someone else will. Trust me. I know.
Hotch: You can put that away.
Rossi: You sure?
Hotch: It’s a little dramatic, don’t you think?
Rossi: My wife always said I had a flair for the dramatic.
Hotch: Which one?
Rossi: All of them.
Hotch: Thanks.
Rossi: Anytime.

[4x18 Omnivore]

Detective: Where did you get this kid?
Rossi: He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.
[4x12 Soul Mates]

Jordan: Is, um, this the guy you were telling me about?
Prentiss: Viper, meet SSA Jordan Todd from the BAU, Jordon this is Viper, God’s gift to women.
Jordan: Wow God sure has a sense of humour.

[4x09 52 Pickup]

Reid: I’m also completing an additional BA in Philosophy. Which reminds me that I have a joke. How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Rossi: Don’t.
Reid:: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in another world of cosmic nothingness.
Reid: An existentialist…
Rossi: Okay, before he does his quantum physics knock-knock joke do we have any other questions about opportunities in the FBI?
[4x08 Masterpiece]

Reid: What are you guys doing here?
Morgan: Hey. What’s it look like we’re doing?
Reid: Uh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives.
Rossi: The Young and the Restless.
[4x07 Memoriam]

Prentiss: So is there anything you want to tell us?
Morgan: Nope.
Prentiss: Your forehead’s sweating.
Morgan: No, it’s not.
Prentiss: Oh and he’s avoiding eye contact!
Reid: His blink rate just sped up.
Morgan: Y’know what, you guys, I don’t feel like that burger after all.
Prentiss: You can’t run from us!
Morgan: Oh, watch me!
[4x05 Catching Out]

Reid: Thanks Garcia.
Garcia: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome!
Hotch: Remind me to have her drug tested.
[4x04 Paradise]

Prentiss: Hey, you ever get groupies at your book signings?

Rossi: Sometimes. If Barry Manilow isn’t in town.

Prentiss: Any of them look like that? Shara Carlino. She visited Ryan over 70 times.

Rossi: Waits an average of three hours for a 10-minute visit, mandatory strip search… Would you endure that for a guy?

Prentiss: For Barry Manilow maybe.

[4x02 The Angel Maker]

Rossi: What do you need to crack it?

Reid: The ability to clone myself and a year’s supply of Adderall.

Rossi: I’ll put on the coffee.

[4x02 The Angel Maker]

Emily: He’s so lifelike…

[4x02 The Angel Maker]